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poesipigen:

#ama #askme #askmeanything #questions #funny #silly

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Before and after I got ahold of this picture

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Made this In My DC2 Class Then Gave It To My History Teacher… He was speechless 

Made this In My DC2 Class Then Gave It To My History Teacher… He was speechless 

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fangpants:

Why do dudes always wanna know your bra size tho, what are they gonna do, buy you bras?? Cause that would be very helpful bras cost a lot of money i would save a fortune

(via marianaaco)

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-c-a-t-i-e-:

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment



Shots fired


the first post is obviously an American.

-c-a-t-i-e-:

mamavalkyrie:

shakerattleandcrescentrolls:

devious-devil:

omnimodus:

apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter

and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife

or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment

Shots fired

the first post is obviously an American.

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asshokim:

she’s so thirsty that even her blood type is D

(via it-will-end-baby)

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paulsgroovypalace:

i’m trying to imagine him asking these guys to take this picture

(via zpongebob)

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amifutami:

what if every time u unzipped your pants it made the skype opening sound effect

Oh lord 0.o

(via alm0st-never)

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qunerdi:

the movie actually managed to make me laugh pretty hard with this omg

(via heresto-the-br0ken)

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herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

(via thatphotographykid)

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relahvant:

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

STINKY PICKLE

(via me-we)